>
> Innovative delivery method, the Chinese ways...forget
> about DHL, UPS or even FedEx !!! Enjoy Reading.....
>
> A family in the Southern Province of China, were
> puzzled when the coffin of their dead grandmother
> arrived from the States. It was sent by one of the
> daughters. The dead body was so tightly squeezed
> inside the coffin, with no space left in it! When
> they opened the lid, they found a letter on top; which
> read as follows:
>
> Dear Cousins,
>
> I am sending Ahma body to you since it was her wish
> that she should be cremated in the compound of our
> ancestral home in Tung Shin.
>
> Sorry, I could not come along as all of my paid leaves
> are consumed.
>
> You will find inside the coffin, under Ahma's body, 12
> cans of Yohmeitsu, 10 packets of Swiss chocolates! and
> packets of Chinatown Lap Cheong.
>
> Please divide these among all of you.
>
> On Ahma's feet you will find a new pair of Nike Air
> shoes (size 10) for Ah boy. Also, there are 2 pairs of
> shoes for Ah Mei's and Ah Lien's sons. Hope the sizes
> are correct.
>
> Ahma is wearing 6 CK T-Shirts. The large size is for
> Ah Bak and the others are for my nephews. Just
> distribute them among yourselves.
>
> The 2 new Armani Jeans that Ahma is wearing are for
> the boys.
>
> The Rolex watch that Lee Ah Bai wanted is on Ahma's
> left wrist.
>
> Kiasu Aunty Pei Pei , Ahma is wearing the Tiffany
> necklace, earrings and ring that you asked for. Please
> take them.
>
> The 6 white Polo cotton socks that Ahma is wearing
> must be divided among my teenage cousins.
>
> Let me know what else you need as Ah Kong is also not
> keeping well nowadays. I can send all required things
> when our Ah Kong goes back too............
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