Photoshop Look For Faces. =)

the world really is getting more advanced, try look at these pictures edited by Photoshop.

The Most Unique Courier Service

>
> Innovative delivery method, the Chinese ways...forget
> about DHL, UPS or even FedEx !!! Enjoy Reading.....
>
> A family in the Southern Province of China, were
> puzzled when the coffin of their dead grandmother
> arrived from the States. It was sent by one of the
> daughters. The dead body was so tightly squeezed
> inside the coffin, with no space left in it! When
> they opened the lid, they found a letter on top; which
> read as follows:
>
> Dear Cousins,
>
> I am sending Ahma body to you since it was her wish
> that she should be cremated in the compound of our
> ancestral home in Tung Shin.
>
> Sorry, I could not come along as all of my paid leaves
> are consumed.
>
> You will find inside the coffin, under Ahma's body, 12
> cans of Yohmeitsu, 10 packets of Swiss chocolates! and
> packets of Chinatown Lap Cheong.
>
> Please divide these among all of you.
>
> On Ahma's feet you will find a new pair of Nike Air
> shoes (size 10) for Ah boy. Also, there are 2 pairs of
> shoes for Ah Mei's and Ah Lien's sons. Hope the sizes
> are correct.
>
> Ahma is wearing 6 CK T-Shirts. The large size is for
> Ah Bak and the others are for my nephews. Just
> distribute them among yourselves.
>
> The 2 new Armani Jeans that Ahma is wearing are for
> the boys.
>
> The Rolex watch that Lee Ah Bai wanted is on Ahma's
> left wrist.
>
> Kiasu Aunty Pei Pei , Ahma is wearing the Tiffany
> necklace, earrings and ring that you asked for. Please
> take them.
>
> The 6 white Polo cotton socks that Ahma is wearing
> must be divided among my teenage cousins.
>
> Let me know what else you need as Ah Kong is also not
> keeping well nowadays. I can send all required things
> when our Ah Kong goes back too............

Amazing 4D Painting

I saw this awesome painter, i don't know his name though. Watch his process of drawing this Lion and the Cat Felix.


























This is the Finished Painting of the Cat and Lion.

These are among the other arts that he done.

JANGAN SELALU OVER TIME .............

Baik-baik bila pergi ke KLCC..bawa kawan jangan
sorang-sorang
Kisah benar yang mengerikan lagi menyeramkan ini terjadi
kepada seorang staff lelaki yang bekerja di tingkat 40
bangunan KLCC.
Pada hari tersebut (hari khamis malam jum'at) beliau ada
membuat
OT dan terpaksa pulang agak lewat kira-kira jam 11 malam
sendirian....Sampai di depan lif, dia pun tekan tombol
untuk
turun.
kemudian,pintu lift terbuka tanpa ada siapa2 didalamnya...
Dia
masuk dan tekan tombol "G" untuk ke Ground floor.



Tetapi entah mengapa, lift yang dia naiki itu terus naik ke
atas. Ketika sampai ditingkat 59 lift tersebut berhenti.
Dan pintu lif terbuka kemudian masuklah seorang perempuan
yang
kelihatan sungguh cantik dan menawan sekali sambil
tersenyum
manis.
Dia tak pernah melihatnya sepanjang bertugas di KLCC.
Perempuan tadi pun
masuk dan berdiri dibelakangnya. Dia tertanya-tanya didalam
hatinya...
siapa perempuan itu,dan kenapa sudah lewat malam belum
pulang
ke rumah. Mau disapa terasa malu pula, jadi masing-masing
saling diamlah. Dalam suasana hening sepi itu, lift
tersebut
terus meluncur turun dari satu tingkat
kesatu tingkat. sreeeeeeet.........

Tiba di tingkat 13, lampu lift padam dan lift terhenti
seketika dia mencium bau yang teramat busuk, yang
mengganggu
hidungnya .. bulu romanya tiba-tiba saja merinding ... dia
pun
mula
membaca ayat-ayat suci yang terlintas di-ingatannya sambil
memberanikan diri dan menoleh kebelakang setelah lampu lift
menyala.
Tiba-tiba saja, perempuan yang berada belakangnya ketawa
......... dan
segera berkata........
































"Maaf ya.... saya kentut.... Awak tidak marah kan ?"

he...he....he.........

Why GOD make Pets?

They help out around the house...


They protect our children ...


They look out for the smaller ones ...


They show us how to relax


They "converse" with each other


They help you when you're down .


They are great at decorating for the Holidays ..


They have "great" expectations ..


They are Patriotic


They are happy to "test" the water ....


They love their "teddies"


They know who's "BOSS"


AND - They know when we need a good LAUGH!


It is done by moving the corners of the mouth upward.


LET ME SHOW YOU HOW

Four Wives

Once upon a time there was a rich King who had four wives. He loved the 4th wife the most and adorned her with rich robes and treated her to the finest of delicacies. He gave her nothing but the best.

He also loved the 3rd wife very much and was always showing her off to neighboring kingdoms. However, he feared that one day she would leave him for another.

He also loved his 2nd wife. She was his confident and was always kind, considerate and patient with him. Whenever the King faced a problem, he could confide in her, and she would help him get through the difficult times.

The King's 1st wife was a very loyal partner and had made great contributions in maintaining his wealth and kingdom. However, he did not love the first wife. Although she loved him deeply, he hardly took notice of her!

One day, the King fell ill and he knew his time was short. He thought of his luxurious life and wondered, "I now have four wives with me, but when I die, I'll be all alone."

Thus, he asked the 4th wife, "I have loved you the most, endowed you with the finest clothing and showered great care over you. Now that I'm dying, will you follow me and keep me company?" "No way!" replied the 4th wife and she walked away without another word. Her answer cut like a sharp knife right into his heart.

The sad King then asked the 3rd wife, "I have loved you all my life. Now that I'm dying, will you follow me and keep me company?" "No!", replied the 3rd wife. "Life is too good! When you die, I'm going to remarry!" His heart sank and turned cold.

He then asked the 2nd wife, "I have always turned to you for help and you've always been there for me. When I die, will you follow me and keep me company?" "I'm sorry, I can't help you out this time!", replied the 2nd wife. "At the very most, I can only walk with you to your grave." Her answer struck him like a bolt of lightning, and the King was devastated.

Then a voice called out: "I'll go with you. I'll follow you no matter where you go." The King looked up, and there was his first wife. She was very skinny as she suffered from malnutrition and neglect. Greatly grieved, the King said, "I should have taken much better care of you when I had the chance!"

In truth, we all have the 4 wives in our lives:

Our 4th wife is our body. No matter how much time and effort we lavish in making it look good, it will leave us when we die.

Our 3rd wife is our possessions, status and wealth. When we die, it will all go to others.

Our 2nd wife is our family and friends. No matter how much they have been there for us, the furthest they can stay by us is up to the grave.

And our 1st wife is our Soul. Often neglected in pursuit of wealth, power and pleasures of the world. However, our Soul is the only thing that will follow us wherever we go. Cultivate, strengthen and cherish it now, for it is the only part of us that will follow us to the throne of God and continue with us throughout Eternity.

Thought for the day:

Remember, when the world pushes you to your knees, you're in the perfect position to pray.

Eat More Bananas~ =)

Bananas... This is very interesting.
After Reading THIS, you'll NEVER look at a banana in the same way again -

Bananas. Containing three natural sugars - sucrose, fructose and glucose combined with fiber, a banana gives
an instant, sustained and substantial boost of energy.

Research has proven that just two bananas provide enough energy for a strenuous 90-minute workout. No
wonder the banana is the number one fruit with the world's leading athletes.

But energy isn't the only way a banana can help us keep fit. It can also help overcome or prevent a substantial
number of illnesses and conditions, making it a must to add to our daily diet.

Depression:
According to a recent survey undertaken by MIND amongst people suffering from depression, many felt much
better after eating a banana.
This is because bananas contain tryptophan, a type of protein that the body converts into serotonin, known to
make you relax, improve your mood and generally make you feel happier.
PMS: Forget the pills - eat a banana. The vitamin B6 it contains regulates blood glucose levels, which can affect
your mood.

Anemia :
High in iron, bananas can stimulate the production of haemoglobin in the blood and so helps in cases of
anemia.

Blood Pressure:
This unique tropical fruit is extremely high in potassium yet low in salt, making it the perfect to beat blood
pressure.
So much so, the US Food and Drug Administration has just allowed the banana industry to make official claims
for the fruit's ability to reduce the risk of blood pressure and stroke.

Brain Power:
200 students at aTwickenham (Middlesex) school were helped through their exams this year by eating bananas
at breakfast, break, and lunch in a bid to boost their brain power. Research has shown that the
potassium-packed fruit can assist learning by making pupils more alert.

Constipation:
High in fiber, including bananas in the diet can help restore normal bowel action, helping to overcome the
problem without resorting to laxatives.

Hangovers:
One of the quickest ways of curing a hangover is to make a banana milkshake, sweetened with honey. The
banana calms the stomach and, with the help of the honey, builds up depleted blood sugar levels, while the milk
soothes and
re-hydrates your system.

Heartburn:
Bananas have a natural antacid effect in the body, so if you suffer from heartburn, try eating a banana for
soothing relief.

Morning Sickness:
Snacking on bananas between meals helps to keep blood
sugar levels up and avoid morning sickness.

Mosquito bites:
Before reaching for the insect bite cream, try rubbing the affected area with the inside of a banana skin. Many
people find it amazingly successful at reducing swelling and irritation.

Nerves:
Bananas are high in B vitamins that help calm the nervous system.

Overweight and at work?
Studies at the Institute of Psychology in Austria found pressure at work leads to gorging on comfort food like
chocolate and crisps. Looking at 5,000 hospital patients, researchers found the most obese were more likely to
be in high-pressure jobs. The report concluded that, to avoid panic-induced food cravings, we need to control
our blood sugar levels by snacking on high carbohydrate foods every two hours to keep levels steady.

Ulcers:
The banana is used as the dietary food against intestinal disorders
because of its soft texture and smoothness. It is the only raw fruit that can be eaten without distress in
over-chronicler cases. It also
neutralizes over-acidity and reduces irritation by coating the lining of the stomach.

Temperature control:
Many other cultures see bananas as a "cooling" fruit that can lower both the physical and emotional temperature
of expectant mothers. In Thailand , for example, pregnant women eat bananas to ensure their baby is born with
a cool temperature.

Seasonal Affective Disorder
(SAD): Bananas can help SAD sufferers because they contain the natural mood enhancer tryptophan.

Smoking:
Bananas can also help people trying to give up smoking.
The B6, B12 they contain, as well as the potassium and magnesium found in them, help the body recover from
the effects of nicotine withdrawal.

Stress:
Potassium is a vital mineral, which helps normalize the heartbeat,
sends oxygen to the brain and regulates your body's water balance. When we are stressed, our metabolic rate
rises, thereby reducing our potassium levels. These can be rebalanced with the help of a high-potassium
banana snack.

Strokes:
According to research in "The New England Journal of Medicine,
"eating bananas as part of a regular diet can cut the risk of death by
strokes by as much as 40%!

Warts:
Those keen on natural alternatives swear that if you want to kill off
a wart, take a piece of banana skin and place it on the wart, with the
yellow side out. Carefully hold the skin in place with a plaster or surgical tape!

So, a banana really is a natural remedy for many ills. When you compare it to an apple, it has four times the
protein, twice the carbohydrate, three times the phosphorus, five times the vitamin A and iron, and twice the
other vitamins and minerals.
It is also rich in potassium and is one of the best value foods around.

So maybe its time to change that well-known phrase so that we say,
"A banana a day keeps the doctor away!"

PASS THIS ON TO ALL OF YOUR ON-LINE FRIENDS
and FAMILY

PS :
Bananas must be the reason monkeys are so happy all the time!